Techno-Frite Crayons

In 1997, Crayola introduced Techno Brite crayons: circuit board green, cyberspace orange, floppy yellow, green.com, megabyte blue, megahertz maroon, online orange, point & click green, plug & play pink, transistor yellow, web surfin’ blue, and www.purple. The colors today might be: white privilege, dick pic pink, doxxing brown, twitter nazi blue, maga red, pornhub yellow, no privacy blue, popup hell green, sexting orange, fomo magenta, weekend binge green, data breach maroon, and 4chan olive.